- me: why am i so ugly
- me after 2 seconds: why am i so perfect am i even a human
- Me: I'm so fat
- Me: I need to diet
- Me: I should start running
- Me: Omg I need to lose weight
- Me: Ugh I am so gross
- Me: I should eat healthier
- -parents come home from supermarket-
- Me: Yolo
